The Whole Tooth
Beth’s Brother Bert
Do you know anyone like Beth’s brother Bert? This poem will feature in my forthcoming book – Axolotl in a Bottle.
Shenanigans at the Seaside
Storytelling and free fun for all the family over May half term! Jellyfish on toast? Dinosaurs playing football with an ice-cream van? Seagulls stealing i-Phones? Come and hear about these and other amazingly amusing animal antics. Silly songs, astounding stories
Awkward Orca
Words by me. Sounds from GarageBand. Concocted for you.
Clive PiG’s Christmas Message
Don’t be afraid of the little green devils. Embrace the faeries’ cabbages. Current world record to beat: 33 of the bitter brassicas in 60 seconds. Come on, you can do it!!!
A Case of Knick-Knacks
Percy Veer
40 BARS BEFORE NOON
Percy Veer won the cup for never ever giving up Percy Veer Percy Veer Won the cup For never ever giving up Not so fast Often last Never first Was he cursed? He’d be lapped Every lap Every relay He’d
30 Bars Before Noon
My Daddy Tells Me Stories
If you like this, check out the album this song is from – UNCLE WOLF – available to download here https://clivepig.bandcamp.com/album/uncle-wolf