[embedyt] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ilNZW7shAk[/embedyt] Sir Gammer Vans – a piece of old English exquisite nonsense. For more stories and songs, please visit https://www.clivepig.co.uk/
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EDDIE SUCKED A LITTLE STONE Eddie sucked a little stone He thought it was a sweet. His brother gave it to him As a special treat. He rolled the pebble round and round On his purple tongue.*
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[embedyt] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xne1fQpTwlE[/embedyt] Swallowing A Goldfish Anton often wondered how long the goldfish would survive if he swallowed it. He wasn’t squeamish about such matters as he was the sort of boy who could scoff fifty Brussels sprouts – raw. He’d
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Easter Egg Hunt We went racing round the garden On our little legs. Hunting for the hundred Hidden Easter Eggs. Under bushes, up in trees, In the compost heap. It was easy peasy, This game of hide and seek.
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Once there was a creature Who roamed upon this earth. A curious strange mixture From the day of its birth. Half human and half hedgehog The baby had been cursed. His mother called him Hamish, His father – the
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Higgledy-Piggledy Hedge vs Nice New Fence Not last year but the year after that, there was a man who moved into the old cottage on the edge of the village. He had lived in the city all his life and
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Today’s tale – a mashup from Argentina and India. Concocted after sharing accommodation with an extended family of cockroaches during a stay in Buenos Aires. [eyt] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1x_oYmTwqE[/embedyt] A version of this will appear in my forthcoming book, The Adventures
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THE WEATHER MAN PRESS BELOW FOR MUSIC↓⇓↓⇓↓⇓↓⇓ Music and recording Jonathan Croose Lyrics and vox Clive PiG Story and illustration in paperback book, Jurassic Cove and other Jolly Japes. Signed copies available at https://www.clivepig.co.uk/books/jurassic-cove/
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Juggling Potatoes [embedyt] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xpyDJqtCIE[/embedyt]
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A tale from Daftmoor [embedyt] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tL4mrl1ihQ[/embedyt]