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Here’s a flavour to savour sung to tune of Jingle Bells.
Brussels sprouts
Brussels sprouts
Put them on your plate.
They’re not that bad
It makes them sad
That they’re the ones you hate.
Brussels sprouts
Brussels sprouts
Don’t reject in haste.
Don’t live in fear
Of a once a year
Flavour that you taste.
If you’ve got a cough
If you have a sneeze
Here’s a remedy
Don’t scoff, I beg you please.
Don’t turn green or pout
Please just hear me out.
Packed with vital vitamins
Better than a mandarin.
(It shouldn’t be shocking
To find one in your stocking.)
Brussels sprouts
Brussels sprouts
Brussels all the way.
What a healthy choice ’t ’would be
To eat them every day.
Brussels sprouts
Brussels sprouts
Brussels all the way.
If you won’t eat one
You’ll not get your treat on Christmas Day.
© Clive PiG Lyrics 2018