It's PiG – not Pigg!

It’s PiG – not Pigg!
It’s not spelt Pigg
It’s PiG with one gee
And a big one for me!
One Guh – duh!
I am not a gee gee
And I am not a Piggy
I don’t wear a wiggy
But I do give a figgy
So please, please listen to me
There should only be one letter gee
This is what I want to see
That is how it’s got to be.
You might think it’s silly
And think it is not pretty
But PiG spelt only with one gee
Suits me absolutely perfectly.
P.i.G. spells PiG!
© Clive PiG